"Talking about apple is like being allowed to masturbate in public."
- Stephen Fry (via thasunisoftenout)
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You get the big the big white limos, and at first you see them and you think “Is it a celebrity or a foreign dignitary?’ Then you think ‘No. It’s some slags’ No-one’s sure how many slags because the windows are tinted… Theres at least two poking out the sunroof.
And the driver slowly wanking himself into an early grave.
"Marcus Brigstoke
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